Naughty Novelties

Masturbation Guide for Him

You might think that no-one needs tips on their oldest hobby, but judging by sales - many people need to improve their their technique! This fab little gift set comes in his and hers varieties and contains ten absolutely top tips to help the self pleaser get better and better!

Masturbation Guide for Her

You might think that no-one needs tips on their oldest hobby, but judging by sales - many people need to improve their their technique! This fab little gift set comes in his and hers varieties and contains ten absolutely top tips to help the self pleaser get better and better!

Amazing Hot Massage Heart

The Amazing Hot Massager is a miraculous heart-shaped massage pad that heats up for a truly sensuous experience. All you have to do is flex the tiny metal disk that floats in the pad and within seconds the heart heats up. It will keep its heat for around 30 minutes and can be reconditioned by simply popping it in boiling hot water for around 5 minutes. There are cheaper versions than this around, but they aren’t as well made and don’t last as long. Don’t be a grinch, buy the best!

Bottom's Up Drinking Game

How come the girls get a drinking game of their own? Bottom’s up is also well packaged and well priced, but can be played by boys and girls alike. Priced to sell it includes four shot glasses, five games dice and hilarious drinking games…

Vanilla Bondage Kit

Great value and fun packaging make this an ideal impulse gift for the one you love. Each creamy kit comes with two silky ties and an elasticated blindfold.

Office Fling Kit

Everyone likes to think their colleagues are at it behind their backs so here’s a kit just for them. Make your secret liaison with a special sticky note then tie yourselves to the photocopier with the silky ties and press start. Secret Santa, this one's for you.

Weekend Escape Kit

Make your weekends last all week long with this fun kit for lovers. Discover your passion with the kits midnight black silk sash, warming sensation lube, icy body beads and Weekend Fantasy booklet of ideas. Not the most substantial of kits that we sell, but good value for money and there's plenty of saucy fun to be had for just more than the price of a packet of cigarettes.

Clone a Willy Vibrator Kit

Make you own personal vibrator with the Clone-a-Willy Kit.

Clone a Willy Chocolate Kit

The Chocolate Clone a Willy does exactly what it says on the tin, Clone a Chocolate Willy.

52 Orgasm Tips

The gift that keeps on giving

52 Sex Positions

The gift that keeps on giving

Strip Tease Rose

The Striptease Rose™ is definitely for couples looking to shake, grind and pump things up in the bedroom.

I Love You Gift Bags

Great stocking filler from Lovers Choice

Pearl Necklace

The Pearl Necklace™ enables a woman to unleash a string of explosive delights from her partner

Sex Report Card

How many of us have worried about making the grade in the bedroom?